I'm having a s_le on Snake Oil today. Anyone in need? Cures what ails ya. Wanna stay outta Hell?

Got all kinds:


Creationist


Prayer in School


Free ride to salvation


Rapture - guarateed!


Freedom from those pesky good works


Many More!I'm having a s_le on Snake Oil today. Anyone in need? Cures what ails ya. Wanna stay outta Hell?
Sure! I'll take a six pack!! Gotta cover all my bases!I'm having a s_le on Snake Oil today. Anyone in need? Cures what ails ya. Wanna stay outta Hell?
Keep your snake oil....I'll stick with Jesus!
No, thanks, I am cool. I don't need snake oil.





I have Jesus.
No thank you Jesus gave me that and so much more,it was not on sale it was free.
The only way to go to Heaven and avoid hell is to become a Christian. Your product doesn't work.
You are playing with fire here...
Can I get some on credit? I'll pay you back soon...I promise.